Holiday Week: Event 2; La’s Birthday

jenifleur | December 28, 2006

Happy Birthday to ewe! You live in a zoo! Your best friend likes monkeys! And she likes you fine, too! Singing: And many moooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

Holiday Week: Event 1 Down, 3 To Go

jenifleur | December 27, 2006

We didn’t get any snow, but we did get a couple inches of very cold and wind driven rain. The kind that stings you when you go outside Christmas morn to dig yams out in the garden. What, are you trying to tell me the early morning tuber dig isn’t an annual tradition at your [...]

Merry Goatsmas

jenifleur | December 24, 2006

For Christmas she and the other goats got a new salt lick. The guineas got a refill on their oyster shell. We’re pulling out ALL the stops at Maison des Fleurs this xmess! My flu is nearly gone and even though amazon dropped the ball, I got the gifts covered. Plus, the stuffing is made, [...]

This Is Bullshit

jenifleur | December 21, 2006

My computer is dying a slow, agonizing death. I have that fucking flu AGAIN. It’s been warm and pleasant right up to the minute I started feeling like crap and then it went all “winter” on my sorry ass. Amazon, knowing it’s the holidays decided to sit on my order of in stock items for [...]

Almost There

jenifleur | December 14, 2006

Hey, only 17 more days left in this crappy year. I think I remember saying something at the end of last year about how crappy that one was and how much I was looking forward to 06. So this year I won’t say anything about how awesome 07 is gonna be. I don’t think I’ll [...]

Pride Goeth

jenifleur | December 11, 2006

And after enough falls, it just goeth away. I was (yet again) full of myself (cue unsettling foreshadow music) because I knitted the first Corazon mitten. Well, not just that I’d knitted it. It takes more than that to puff me up. Well, a little more, anyway. I had knitted it very quickly, had used [...]

This Is Why They Invented Swear Words

jenifleur | December 8, 2006

What you are about to see is not for the weak of heart. If you wear a pacemaker, please click away. All children should leave the room. The following pictures are rated NC-17 for violence and gore. You probably shouldn’t view them before your coffee or for at least an hour after eating. You’ve been [...]

What I Do Between Hot Toddies

jenifleur | December 6, 2006

The Fiber Cat Progress Report is brought to you by the letters “OUCH” and “HOLY CRAP”. Bobble mangled my right hand when I grabbed his sweet silken scruff to put him in the carrier. But he did get into the carrier so I WIN. The update: They are both free of feline leukemia and feline [...]

Colds Cramps and Cats

jenifleur | December 4, 2006

I actually have stuff to write about but I’m flaking out. I figure what the hell, I already have a reputation for doing just that anyway, don’t want to let that slip. And I actually have an excuse. I’m sick. I have Goat Flu or something. And I also have the most apalling cramps today. [...]

NoMoBloYo

jenifleur | December 2, 2006

Is it just me or is anyone else glad that the “post every day until everyone’s head explodes month” thing is over? Can I get a HELL YEAH? Dude, my bloglines was blowing up. I blame all you participants for breaking bloglines so it refused to show my new posts all last week. Hey, it’s [...]